Sarah Stock on Caroline Leavitt abandoning her newborn for a career as WH mouthpiece: ‘What America needs right now is more present mothers. We have enough girl-bosses already.’
Conclave begins to choose next Pope
India does the needful, attacks Pakistan
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Song of the Summer – Ye’s latest, Heil Hitler, kicks off White Boy Summer [youtube]
Lena Dunham wrote a think-piece about breaking up with NYC, see if you can summon the will to care [newyorker]
Matt Walsh defends Shiloh Hendrix: ‘She is the final boss of cancel culture.’ [x]
GTFO, amigo: Trump offering illegals a free flight and $1k stipend to self-deport [x]
9 year anniversary of this tweet (also, Happy Cinco De Mayo, whatever tf that is): ‘The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill.’ [x]
Is Trump implying Sheinbaum is horny for Mexican gangs? TRUMP: ‘The President of Mexico is a lovely woman, but she is so afraid of the cartels that she can’t even think straight.’ [x]
Panic Room on Steroids? Housing official claims $21 trillion secretly diverted to build underground city network for the rich & powerful in event of apocalypse [x]
No Sleep Till Dubai: 48 hours inside wild crypto party [wsj]
Air traffic controller says major airport unsafe for travel: ‘Avoid Newark at All Costs’ [dailybeast]