Feds bust LA medical fraudsters accused of stealing $2 billion
Zelensky says he`ll no longer abide by President Trump`s demand to stop striking Russian oil refineries
Ilhan Omar`s first husband is actually her brother
Feds charge Virginia Democrat, state Sen. L. Louise Lucas, with racketeering and money laundering conspiracy, involving a cannabis business she co-owns
Generational Run: Has Michael Tracey permanently mogged Clavicular?Feds bust LA medical fraudsters accused of stealing $2 billion
Zelensky says he`ll no longer abide by President Trump`s demand to stop striking Russian oil refineries
Ilhan Omar`s first husband is actually her brother
Feds charge Virginia Democrat, state Sen. L. Louise Lucas, with racketeering and money laundering conspiracy, involving a cannabis business she co-owns
Generational Run: Has Michael Tracey permanently mogged Clavicular?
A-1 Top Headlines
- DANCING DWARF TIP-TOEIN THROUGH DA CLUB: Robert Reich says 'Democrats should 'defund' Elon Musk and 'lay the groundwork for nationalizing' SpaceX and Starlink' [real clear politics]
- ILLEGAL AS IN HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE: Illegal immigrant, Jose Carlos Salas-Tzompaxtle, killed 2 U.S. citizens; he was impaired and had no license [qcnews]
- GEN-Z TEENS TOO CHICKENSHIT TO GET THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSES: A quarter of American 16-year-olds had their driver’s licenses in 2024, a 20-point drop from the early 1980s; today, only 57% have their licenses by the end of high school (used to be >80%) [nytimes]]
- DENGUE DUDE: Florida counties near Tampa seeing spike in dengue fever cases, 425 cases total this year [the hill]
- TOO LONG, DON'T CARE: Trump uses 1300 word Truth Social post to blast some guy: 'complete', 'total loser' and a 'sleazebag'. etc. etc. [nypost]
- CENTRAL PARK SERIAL RAPIST CLAIMS FIFTH VICTIM: At 8:30PM woman was approached by an armed thug with a knife, dragged into a wooded area, and sexually assaulted before her attacker fled (a 'thug') [nypost]
- HORNY POON-JABI COP: Dirty Indian NYPD pervert, Capt. Amanjeet Sandhu, obsessed with Latina's bobs, vagene, and booty; Delacruz opened the door to his office and discovered the exec with his pants halfway down [nypd]
Crime/Justice/Lawfare
- CENTRAL PARK SERIAL RAPIST CLAIMS FIFTH VICTIM: At 8:30PM woman was approached by an armed thug with a knife, dragged into a wooded area, and sexually assaulted before her attacker fled (a 'thug') [nypost]
- HORNY POON-JABI COP: Dirty Indian NYPD pervert, Capt. Amanjeet Sandhu, obsessed with Latina's bobs, vagene, and booty; Delacruz opened the door to his office and discovered the exec with his pants halfway down [nypd]
- HE WAS A GOOD BOY: Aspiring rapper, Ace Nh, killed girlfriend — as she was on her way to celebrate his acquittal in a separate double-murder case -- because he wasn't ready to be a father to her unborn kid (wasn't his anyway) [nypost]
- FEDS INVOLVED IN HIDING THE LAPTOP FROM HELL: Two ex-FBI officials, Nikki Floris and Bradley Benavides, charged with lying to Congress that they had little involvement in investigations into Hunter Biden — despite 'helping shape the public narrative' around the idiot's laptop [nypost]
- HAS SHE BEEN LYING ON OFFICIAL FEDERAL DOCUMENTS THIS ENTIRE TIME? "Ilhan Omar" real name is Ilhan NUR SAID ELMI (her first husband's name is Ahmed NUR SAID ELMI) [nypost]
- SCAMMY: Feds bust LA medical fraudsters accused of stealing $2 billion, cuffing white-collar thieves for unneeded surgeries, hunting the homeless for rehabs and billing the government for phony hospice care [nypost]
- DON'T MESS WITH BIG MOMMA'S WEED SHOP: Feds charged prominent Virginia Democrat, state Sen. L. Louise Lucas, with racketeering and money laundering conspiracy, part of an alleged public corruption case involving a cannabis business she co-owns [nbcnews]
Culture
- GEN-Z TEENS TOO CHICKENSHIT TO GET THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSES: A quarter of American 16-year-olds had their driver’s licenses in 2024, a 20-point drop from the early 1980s; today, only 57% have their licenses by the end of high school (used to be >80%) [nytimes]]
- ROMAIN GAVRAS IS PISSED, DEPRESSED AT THE AI FAKES OF HIS MUSIC VIDEO FOR 'STORM': Video was intended as a study of 'male toxicity, fragility' [new yorker]
- HE LOOKA LIKE A MAN: WNBA decides Enes Kanter and Royce White aren't eligible to play in the WNBA because they're not woman enough [sportingnews]
- GO ON, STICK THOSE PEPTIDES IN YOUR ARM: The clinical trials and tribulations of BPC-157 [wapo]
- HEALING: Teens rejecting gay/bisexual label, rate of boys who identify as gay or bisexual has remained roughly the same over the past decade, but teen girls has dropped from 30% to 17% [wapo]
- ED GEIN LIVES ON: One-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a tr00n admits to stabbing Arizona hiker to death, says victim was 'what I would want to look like.' [nypost]
- 'WOULD YOU F*CK ME, I'D F*CK ME': Tr00n sues Aetna for refusing to cover his transgender facial surgery, Aetna says it would not cover cosmetic procedures for a someone who suffers distress from not looking feminine enough [dailysignal]
Finance - Stock Market - Crypto - Tech
- MOVIE PITCH IDEA - TOKYO CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Japan deploys chainsaw-wielding robots to trim branches beside railway tracks in Nagano [soranews24]
- SPEARHEADING ISRAEL'S WAR WITH IRAN WAS TRUMP'S MOST MASSIVE UNFORCED ERROR: Billionaire technology investor Peter Thiel said he’s skeptical of the U.S. war with Iran and does not believe the United States should have launched it [politico]
- FIRST CLONED WAR PUPPIES HIT THE MARKET IN 2027: Palmer Luckey and Ben Lamm collaborating to clone, gene-edit, and armor working dogs for the U.S. military; defense startup Warhound has raised $200 million in seed funding [tech crunch]
- THE PRO-DATA CENTER CROWD HAS ARRIVED AND THEY'RE READY TO MINGLE: The pictures are more interesting than the article itself [vice]
- VERTICALLY INTEGRATED: SpaceX shares are spiking at potential merger with Tesla, existing joint venture between the two companies - Terafab - is aiming to test its first SRAM chip by June next year, targeting one terawatt a year of computing power [nytimes]]
- 'I'M NOT SURE IT'S NECESSARILY LEGAL IN ALL JURISDICTIONS': Tesla Roadster was unveiled in spectacular fashion, with a prototype driving upside down and actually taking flight [car and driver]
- YOU, ME, AND OUR CHATBOT: More modern couples (what, like 5 fucked up weirdos?) are saying they’re 'AI-poly', having at least one human partner plus an AI 'companion' that provides emotional support and sexual gratification [nypost]
Immigration/Deportation/ The Border
- ILLEGAL AS IN HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE: Illegal immigrant, Jose Carlos Salas-Tzompaxtle, killed 2 U.S. citizens; he was impaired and had no license [qcnews]
- ICE NOW GOING AFTER ILLEGALS WITH NO CRIMINAL RECORDS: 'When Americans think of who they’d like to see ICE focus on, they think bad guys — murders and others serious criminals. They do not think about people WHO BROKE immigration laws and are *otherwise* law-abiding.' (LMAO) [wapo]
- ILLEGALS ARRESTED WITH FINAL DEPORTATION ORDERS ARE DISAPPEARING FROM THE DATABASE: Lawyers say they cannot file federal lawsuits challenging a detainee’s arrest if they do not know where they are. [wapo]
- NO MORE EATING THE DOGS, EATING THE CATS: Washington Post sob stories for illegal alien Haitians in Ohio now that TPS is over [wapo]
- LET'S. F'N. GO: Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray and develop tactics to potentially use it in operations at the southern US border [CNN]
- ICE SHOOTS ILLEGAL ALIEN IN NYC: Oscar Belgal of the Dominican Republic suffered a graze wound after attacking officers with his car [wabc]
- HILARIOUS: Illegal alien tr00n from Cuba deported to Central African Republic, officials confiscated his wig and gave him a male detainee’s uniform, 'When I learned that they were going to put me with men, I almost fainted' [ap]
International
- WHY INCUMBENT LULA MIGHT LOSE TO BOLSANARO: Mr. Bolsonaro’s ability to win similar towns — rooted in agriculture and with a strong Evangelical Christian presence — contributed to his strong first round showing. [nytimes]
- THE BOYS IN BRAZIL: Brazilian run-off election this Sunday, and only a few points separating leftist POS President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva and Right-Wing challenger Flavio Bolsonaro, son of former president and Trump ally Jair Bolsonaro [france24]
- ISRAEL WORRIED LACK OF SUPPORT IN U.S. IS NOW A LONG-TERM PROBLEM: CIA worried Israel could be on verge of civil unrest and state breakdown ahead of October 27 elections, controversy over ultra-orthodox Jews being forced to participate in military [drop site news]
- ZEE FRENCH ARE TOO STUPEED TO FIX THEIR COUNTRY, NO? OUI? 'The French people today feel abandoned, lost. We don’t know what we’re heading toward. I think people are fed up with being taken for imbeciles.' [wapo]
- BE BEST: White House says First lady Melania Trump has brokered an upcoming ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine in the war-ravaged city of Oleshky to allow for humanitarian aid and the evacuation of civilians [ap]
- SORRY UKRAINIAN SAAR, COULD YOU TRY REBOOTING: Teh Ukraine had dozens of armed drones soaring toward Russian military targets last week when, all at once, the Starshield video feeds streaming their flight paths went fuzzy and they fell to the ground [nytimes].
- RUMORS O' MY DEATH WOO OH SO WONG: Turns out North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, isn't dead after all (probably) [cleveland.com]
National
- DENGUE DUDE: Florida counties near Tampa seeing spike in dengue fever cases, 425 cases total this year [the hill]
- GOLDEN ERA FOR CANCER VACCINES? New experimental vaccines for melanoma, glioblastoma, pancreatic cancer [nytimes]
- U.S. MILITARY IS TR00NED AF: Military boards defy Hegseth's orders, refuse to fire trans members (what happened to 'No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdos. No wimps. No radicals'? [nytimes]
- TURNS OUT YOU'VE BEEN EATING RANCID FISH OIL PILLS FOR NOTHING: Researchers assessed participants’ cognitive skills like memory, attention and language but found no significant difference in performance between those taking fish oil and those on a placebo pill
- INSTANT DEATH PENALTY: Guy named Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano vandalized the Iwo Jima statue with a sledgehammer, beheading one of the men [nbcwashington]
- OUTBREAK: CDC issued a national health advisory, citing reports of 'local increases in human rabies exposures'; so far, no human rabies cases have been reported in 2026 [nytimes]
- HOMES SALES: Contract signings to purchase homes fell in September to the lowest level on record, as buyers fled the housing market in the wake of the average 30-year mortgage rate climbing above 7% [marketwatch]
Politics
- DANCING DWARF TIP-TOEIN THROUGH DA CLUB: Robert Reich says 'Democrats should 'defund' Elon Musk and 'lay the groundwork for nationalizing' SpaceX and Starlink' [real clear politics]
- TOO LONG, DON'T CARE: Trump uses 1300 word Truth Social post to blast some guy: 'complete', 'total loser' and a 'sleazebag'. etc. etc. [nypost]
- SURPRISING EXACTLY NO ONE: Lindsey Graham paid off several male escorts for sex, one of whom was 17 at the time [mediaite]
- THE TWO DAN SULLIVANS: In Alaska Senate race, Democrats hope to confuse voters after they found a guy with the same name as the Republican candidate to run as an independent [mediaite]
- EVEN DON JR DOESN'T SUPPORT TRUMP'S WAR WITH IRAN: The White House’s decision to ally with Israel against Tehran has exposed a deepening rift within MAGA—not just over Iran, but also over what 'America First' actually means. [atlantic]
- IZZAT: New attack ad from Vivek Ramaswamy features estranged mother of his opponent in Ohio governor's race, Amy Acton's mom calls her a 'liar' [cbsnews]
- ABDUL EL-SAYYED'S BIOLOGICAL MOM IS A TERRORIST OF COURSE: Fatten Elkomy worked for designated terrorist orgs and was an activist for the Muslim Brotherhood [nypost]
Random
- MARS HAS A 1,000 MILE WIDE CLOUD (ALLEGEDLY): Extreme air humidity required for this phenomenon, which is more than 100,000 times greater than any value measured on Earth. [wired]
- AMERICA'S SCARIEST ROAD: 'A narrow road with a sheer drop, a high risk of rockfall, and no guardrails' [new yorker]
- PHOTOG CAPTURES THE GEN-Z SHANGAI SEX SCENE: As with all things Vice these days, the pictures are more interesting than the actual article [vice]
- EAT MORE RAW ROADKILL: I just watched a woman eat raw brains and a shark she found on the beach; raw-milk guys and homesteading girls on the merits of dark nutrition [nytimes]
- HAPPENS TO ALL OF US, PAL: 49-year old Brazilian bricklayer sold all his belongings and traveled more than 1,200 miles to meet the woman of his dreams, turns out she was a tik-tok AI persona [nypost]
- SOME JUICY GOSS: Kennedy says Kimberly Guilfoyle openly bragged about her sex life while at Fox News and proudly flashed her collection of X-rated photos paired with her conquest’s credit card
- CRAZY PILLS: Four Cali HS girls pose in an AI-generated meme of 4 black kids and outraged parents are calling it black face (check that: 'portrayed blackface') [nypost]