Trump has deported 350,000 illegal aliens in 7 months
BREAKING: Trump moves space force command to AlabamaTrump has deported 350,000 illegal aliens in 7 months
BREAKING: Trump moves space force command to Alabama
A-1 Top Headlines
- NY Times finds a bunch of old, busted-looking females to support study's conclusion Americans are having less sex than ever [nytimes]
- Are female influencers on tik-tok souring on birth control? [nytimes]
- Trump declares : 'CHICAGO IS THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD' [truthsocial]
- How Dare it Rain: Flotilla taking Greta Thunberg (in He-Man hair) to provide aid to Gaza turns around due to stormy weather [cbcnews]
- Did you know U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer is making policy? Yeah, he's decided the POTUS can't send the national guard in to quell violence in LA [cbsnews]
- Be Calm and CARRY THAT Tr00n's dick! ya transphobe: UK comedy writer arrested for 3 joke-tweets about gender goblins [zerohedge]
- Judge Laqueesha ain't having it: Jia Cobb, blocks 'expedited' removal process from fast-track deportations (because it violates the rights of illegals who came here illegally) [politico]
Big Government
- Late Night Trump Posts: Trompy threatens to pull FCC licenses for ABC, NBC FAKE NEWS, biased coverage [thehill]
- What's going on at 33 Thomas St in Manhattan? Is it an NSA spyscraper for mass surveillance? [fern]
- Declassified Intelligence Files show 2016 Hillary smeared candidate Trump with false claims of Russian collusion: according to “confidential conversations” between members of the DNC and George Soros’ Open Society Foundation [nypost]
- EPA has drafted a plan that would end its ability to regulate greenhouse gas emissions: 'rescinds a 2009 declaration known as the “endangerment finding,” which scientifically established that greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide and methane endanger human lives.' [nytimes]
- Trump slashes 25% of IRS workforce, firing nearly 26,000 agency staff [washingtontimes]
- After SCOTUS gives green light, state department fires more than 1,350 workers: 'The Department is streamlining domestic operations to focus on diplomatic priorities' [reuters]
- Trump and Elon still beefing after Musk calls GOP the PORKY PIG PARTY: 'Elon may get more subsidy than any human being in history, by far, and without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa' [politico]
Crime/Justice/Lawfare
- BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Writings from Trans Shooter
- Trump to sign order banning cashless bail in DC [thehill]
- Mustache Blues: Kash Patel's FBI gives John Bolton pre-dawn raid treatment, looking for classified docs [nypost] (--Nothing Will Happen)
- 8 arrested in Vegas child predator operation [lasvegassun]
- Israeli government official -- (read: Jewish pedo) -- arrested in Vegas for trying to have sex with a kid, released and returned to Israel [guardian]
- Former FBI director James Comey leaked sensitive memos to NY Times in 2017, aimed to damage Trump: memos show Comey 'used the media to craft narratives that ultimately turned out to be untrue or misleadingly overstated.' [justthenews]
- Democrat whistleblower told FBI that Adam Schiff OK'd leaking classified intel on debunked Russiagate hoax to hurt Trump [justthenews] --they're not actually going to do anything about it, are they?
Culture
- NY Times finds a bunch of old, busted-looking females to support study's conclusion Americans are having less sex than ever [nytimes]
- Are female influencers on tik-tok souring on birth control? [nytimes]
- Be Calm and CARRY THAT Tr00n's dick! ya transphobe: UK comedy writer arrested for 3 joke-tweets about gender goblins [zerohedge]
- Cracker Barrel's 93-year-old founder has some strong words for the CEO trying to rebrand and modernize
- Nerds at New York Times Won't Tolerate Anyone Being Able to Do 50 pull-ups and 100 sit-ups in 10 minutes [nytimes]
- BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Minneapolis Catholic School shooter has been identified as Trans Atheist
- Lib think tank provides list of 45 words leftists use that make people want to punch a Democrat in the face: 'We are doing our best to get Democrats to talk like normal people and stop talking like they’re leading a seminar at Antioch' [zerohedge]
Finance - Stock Market - Crypto - Tech
- Trump Uses 'Pocket Rescission' to Cut $4.9 Billion in 'woke and weaponized' Foreign Aid Without Congress’s Approval [cnn]
- Stanford study says AI already taking entry-level jobs: employment for younger workers in AI-impacted jobs has dropped by 16% since late 2022 [axios]
- YOU'RE COOKED: Trump orders removal of fed governor, Lisa Cook, after mortgage fraud, Cook responds she's not fucking leavin' [zerohedge]
- POP QUIZ: Spend years and years and go thousands of dollars in debt to become a doctor/lawyer OR screw that because AI's going to better at it by the time you graduate anyway? Founder of Google's Generative AI says 'Either get into something niche like AI for biology... or just don't get into anything at all.' [futurist]
- Canada Backs Down (Nice Try, Canada): Neighbors to the north drop many of their retaliatory tariffs on the U.S. [cnbc]
- DOW soars +900 pts as Powell indicates possible interest rate cut [cnbc]
- The $50 Billion Collapse: The small business guide to what went wrong with Peloton [michael girdley]
Immigration/Deportation/ The Border
- Did you know U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer is making policy? Yeah, he's decided the POTUS can't send the national guard in to quell violence in LA [cbsnews]
- Judge Laqueesha ain't having it: Jia Cobb, blocks 'expedited' removal process from fast-track deportations (because it violates the rights of illegals who came here illegally) [politico]
- Federal Judge, "Sparkle Sooknanan" -- who wasn't even born here -- blocks dozens of smuggled Guatemalan minors from being reunited with their parents in their country of origin [nytimes] --How much longer do we let women from shithole countries set policy in the U.S.??
- Trump WH clocks 350,000 deportations since returning to office in January: on track for highest rate of removals in at least a decade [cnn]
- Uganda or Bust: MS-13 gang-banger, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, taken into ICE custody, faces deportation to Uganda [cbsnews]
- End of Alligator Alcatraz? Obama Judge orders dismantling of migrant detention facility, relocation of detainees within 60 days [nbcnews]
- You Can Always Do MOARRR, Part II: Deportations Reach New High After Summer Surge in Immigration Arrests [nytimes]
International
- NARCOS, THE NEW GENERATION: Murders spike in Ecuador as Mexican cartels engage in turf war: 'They’re copying certain violent actions that we’ve seen in Mexico' [wsj]
- Fell For It Again: Trump says he’ll let 600,000 Chinese students into US [thehill]
- Israeli airstrike hits Gaza hospital, 20 killed including 4 journalists: 'a second strike unfolded soon after rescue workers, journalists and others had rushed to the site of the initial attack.' [nypost]
- Land Concessions: What each side wants in the Russia-Ukraine battle for territory: 'A win for Russia would be for this friction to lead to Trump walking away from the negotiating table for good and leaving Ukraine and the Europeans to fend for themselves.' (Oh, God, yes please!)[bbc]
- BREAKING: India sucks! There's no need to ever go there- youtube vlogger visits Varanasi, looks like he had the time of his life [yt]
- Israel Kills Five Al Jazeera Journalists in Airstrike, claims journo, Anas Al-Sharif, was member of Hamas [wsj] --Call us crazy, but if this attack on a media member was carried out by any other country, it'd be called a War Crime
- Chinese Seeing Dramatic Growth in Pretend-Job Economy: 'With real jobs increasingly hard to come by, some young adults would rather pay to go into an office than be just stuck at home' [bbc]
Memes/Funny pages
- Antonio Brown selects his Fa**ot of the Day [NFL cheerleader edition]
- Nick Fuentes does shockingly accurate impression of Dan Crenshaw
- EXCLUSIVE: Sam Hyde Show: Education Sucks [YT]
- MDE Presents: ALEX-BOT | FULL STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL by Alex Schultz [yt]
- Upcoming Sidney Sweeney projects...
- Pilates instructor has grave warning for anyone involved in American Eagle Sydney Sweeney ad
- Richard Spencer finds a magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist.
National
- Trump declares : 'CHICAGO IS THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD' [truthsocial]
- Now THERE'S a Campaign Slogan: Gavin Newsom says Democrat Party needs to be 'strong and wrong' [latimes]
- Personnel Decision: WH fires CDC director, Susan Monerez, after 1 month on the job b/c she wasn't down with MAHA, pushed crappy vaccines [nytimes]
- American Academy of Pediatrics Recommends Chinkenpox-19 Vaccine Shots for Young Children: Differing from US govt (CDC) advice for first time in 30 years [cbsnews]
- Oklahoma will test incoming teachers from Cali and NY with ‘America-first’ exams to qualify to teach: 'meant to screen out “woke indoctrinators” with left-wing views' [wapo] (--Makes sense but commies love to lie)
- Lessons for NYCers to draw from Chicago's Leftist Mismanagement: 'Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has battle-tested Mamdani’s proposed solutions to housing, crime, and public transit – and failed to deliver a safer, more affordable city.' [zerohedge]
- Trump says he's going to eliminate mail-in ballots before 2026 midterms [zerohedge]
Politics
- This Guy Must Have Beer-Flavored Nipples: Abbe Lowell is THE go-to lawyer for Democrats getting smoked by Trump admin, repping Lisa Cook, Susan Monerez, and Hunter Biden [politico]
- Zofran Mamdani locks up 'Can't Bench Press For Shit' vote, which is 96% of NYC, remains on path toward Mayoral landslide [libsoftiktok]
- Party Over: Musk drops ‘America Party’ to support potential Vance run in '28 [afr]
- Dems incapable of acknowledging 'crime is bad, mmkay': Trump gains when elites downplay D.C. crime [atlantic]
- What happened to the Obama coalition? [liberty g]
- Botox Leftist's Rages At Trump Supporters Eating Take-Out, Says 'Triple Trumpers' Must Only Be Allowed to Eat at Cracker Barrell: 'Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant. Get your fat asses over at a Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your fucking smug ass, teeny weeny pink arm, big gut around.' [nypost]
- 'WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING I'M MAD??' Progressos at NY Times insists the Left's Sydney Sweeney outrage is made-up (and those tik-toks referring to eugenics, Nazism don't count, see) [nytimes]
Random
- How Dare it Rain: Flotilla taking Greta Thunberg (in He-Man hair) to provide aid to Gaza turns around due to stormy weather [cbcnews]
- Is this guy a good writer? William T Vollman? We're skeptical but let us know in the comments [wsj]
- Ozempic teeth: Dentists warn of new GLP-1 side effect: 'dry mouth, nausea, or vomiting, which can indirectly affect teeth and gums' [thehill]
- Signed in Poo: Entire nation of India comes out in support of illegal U-turns on US highways; petition to 'free' illegal alien Harjinder Singh gets 2.5 million signatures [libsoftiktok]
- Astronomer, Avi Loeb, claims mysterious object in space hurtling toward Earth, 3I/ATLAS is possibly a 'spacecraft powered by nuclear energy' [futurism]
- Barack's Presidential Center in Chicago looks like a Lump of Shit: Obama's 'obscene monument to his ego' dramatically backfires as $850M vanity project sparks outrage [dailymail]
- Rise of the 'AI slop' market: Everyday people are making scratch off dumb but very realistic AI videos - 'In reality, there’s not a whole lot of creativity happening. And whatever creativity is happening is coming from the computer.' [wapo]
Z - Good Reads
- It's Never Been a Better Time to Be in a Drug Cartel: '2024 was the most lucrative year ever for organized crime in Latin America' [ft]
- NOBODY HOME: Where Are the DC Residents Who Usually Flood the Streets to Protest Trump? [politico] -- maybe the Soros fund for paid-protestors is in the red??
- How did a lone gunman breach one of New York’s most secure skyscrapers? [wsj]
- Inside the 345 Park Avenue Manhattan office tower attack [wsj]
- A Push for More Organ Transplants Is Putting Donors at Risk: 'That’s when the doctors discovered her heart was beating. She appeared to be breathing. ' [nytimes]
- Hilarious Comedy of Errors (Incompetency, Low IQ) as Leftists flush millions down the toilet for city-owned grocery stores in KC [wapo]
- Inside the Roosevelt Hotel: migrant shelter winds down, leaving behind a shithole and great memories for free-loading illegals [nytimes]