Utah becomes first state in America to outright ban fluoride in its water
Trump teases 3rd term under constitutional loophole
A-1 Top Headlines
Surprising exactly no one: FBI chat logs show bureau imposed “gag order” on agents regarding Hunter Biden laptop story [zerohedge]
RFK Jr. gives Fauci's wifey the axe at NIH: 'I weep for our nation’s ability to fight infectious diseases.' [politico]
Say His Name: Twin brother of Austin Metcalf speaks out on watching his brother die in his arms, Austin was stabbed in the chest by thug, Karmelo Anthony, who has been arrested and charged with 1st degree murder
Taking the bandaid off: Market plummets 1000+ points post-Liberation Day [wsj]
Was 'Liberation Day' as good for you as it was for us? Trump announces sweeping new tariffs to promote US manufacturing
GET OLE SPARKY READY: DOJ SEEKS DEATH PENALTY FOR LUIGI MANGIONE [nbcnews]
Musk wades into battle for Wisconsin: drops $20 million for a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat that could redraw districts, affect Republican majority in U.S. House [nytimes]
Big Government
RFK Jr. gives Fauci's wifey the axe at NIH: 'I weep for our nation’s ability to fight infectious diseases.' [politico]
DOGE volunteer says they found 5 million+ non-citizens with Social Security numbers -- and that "thousands" of them were registered to vote and that "many of them had voted." [x]
Showdown at the Institute of Peace: Minute by minute account as fired Dems get kicked out of their offices in real time [nytimes]
Musk reveals DOGE found $330 MILLION in SBA loans to people under 11 years old: "The youngest was a 9 month year old, who received a $100,000 loan."
Pro-MAGA accounts spotted posting pro-SNAP (food stamps for sodas) messaging: paid influencers bought off by BigSoda include Ian Miles Chungus [thehill]
Obama used USAID as a slush-fund for Rent-A-Riots in other countries: Obama had USAID pretend to send money to a country for “aid” and instead laundering it to the Cayman Islands
Beyond Parody: What is the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service ?? [dailywire]
Crime/Justice/Lawfare
Say His Name: Twin brother of Austin Metcalf speaks out on watching his brother die in his arms, Austin was stabbed in the chest by thug, Karmelo Anthony, who has been arrested and charged with 1st degree murder
GET OLE SPARKY READY: DOJ SEEKS DEATH PENALTY FOR LUIGI MANGIONE [nbcnews]
Powerful RINO Senator from North Dakota, Ray Holmberg, Found Guilty of Being a Pedo, sentenced to federal prison for 10 years: traveled to Czech Republic and Prague to have sex with boys [northdakotamirror]
Asian with low SAT scores continues to embarrass his Dragon mom: Police have arrested 36-year-old Paul Kim for Vegas Tesla attacks [reviewjournal]
Tesla troon vandal arrested: 29-year-old vandalized a Cybertruck at Colorado Mills Mall [x]
MS-13 'top-3' gang-leader arrested in Virginia [nypost]
Tesla Derangement Syndrome: Regional sales director caught on sentry mode keying a Tesla at NH hotel [x]
Culture
Mom of the Year: Chubster MN mom vandalizes Tesla as kid gives middle finger to the camera
Florida woman charged with felony for vandalizing Tesla with ‘large wad’ of chewing gum [nypost]
Planet Fitness Tesla Vandal confronted in parking lot for drawing swastika on Tesla: 'Listen! I can wipe it off with a towel!' [x]
Tesla Derangement Syndrome on the Highway: Unhinged driver pulls a gun on a Tesla Cybertruck in a road rage incident. [x]
NEW Tesla Road REEEEE incident: Lunatic cuts off Tesla driver in Flagstaff AZ [x]
Tesla Vandalism Caught on Sentry Cam: Police charge Pennsylvania man, Chad Ritenbaugh, for keying swastika on the side of a Tesla in Planet Fitness parking lot [x]
New Tesla Vandalism: 2 individuals caught on sentry mode carving a swastika and the word “Nazi” in a Cybertruck in Brooklyn [x]
Finance - Stocks - Crypto - Tech
Taking the bandaid off: Market plummets 1000+ points post-Liberation Day [wsj]
Was 'Liberation Day' as good for you as it was for us? Trump announces sweeping new tariffs to promote US manufacturing
Musk Outmaneuvers Left's Tesla Takedown with xAI merger of X: shrewd move takes Tesla share liquidation risk off the table [zerohedge]
Finance your next $20 burger and cajun fries from Five Guys in 4 installments (eat now, pay later, king): DoorDash and Klarna sign deal allowing customers to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or on payday schedules [zerohedge]
A Look Back at the Rise and Fall of 23andme [bloomberg]
Sorry, Libs, We'll Be Here If You Need a Shoulder To Reee On: Elon Musk’s X regains $44 billion valuation in major comeback [nypost]
Trump's Message on the economy is no pain, no gain: 'the world’s biggest economy needs some “detox” to wean it off dependence on public spending.' [bloomberg]
Immigration/Deportation/ The Border
Jackson-Hewitt employees coaching illegals on how to get up to $14,000 in tax refunds for their kids, whether they’re 'working or not' [x]
Apparently, in order to get Tom Homan to do his job, he has to be directly challenged by Chinese mayors in Boston [x]
Can we deport ALL stinky foreigners, not just the ones who oppose Israel? - Turkish student at Tufts University detained by Homeland Security [x]
South Korean parents emigrated to the U.S., sent their daughter to Columbia so she could eat hot chip, become a women's studies major, and do protests [nypost]
Radical wacktavist Obama judge, Patricia Millett, worries Nazis got better treatment than Tren de Aragua under Alien Enemies Act [reuters]
U.S. to revoke legal status of more than a half-million migrants, urges them to self deport [cbsnews]
‘We Finally Got You.’ Notorious illegal alien arrested by ICE; a Mexican citizen who crossed without authorization into the U.S. in 1997
International
But does he have the stones? Trump says Zelensky is trying to renege on minerals deal- 'He’s trying to back out of the rare earth deal and if he does that he’s got some problems, big, big problems.' [nypost]
VIDEO: High-rise in Bangkok, Thailand collapses following a 7.7 magnitude earthquake that struck Myanmar [x]
Hope ain't a strategy: Zelensky predicts Putin ‘will die soon’ ; people have been speculating for over a decade about Putin's health [nypost]
BOMB-BOMB-BOMB BOMB-BOMB IRAN: Signs U.S. Massing B-2 Spirit Bombers In Diego Garcia [twz.com]
Nick Fuentes predicting Trump angling toward war with Iran [x]
Saudi Arabia’s fantastical futuristic metropolis in the desert -- with a skyscraper hanging upside-down -- goes way over budget - (How about starting simple with a halal cart?) [wsj]
Droopy Boobs: Topless French women shriek 'Heil Donald Trump, Heil Vladimir Putin, Heil Elon Musk' to protest 'fascist epidemic' [zerohedge]
Memes/Funny pages
Best of RFK Jr on Kill Tony [x]
'It's like she's a Nazi standing in front of caged Jews at Auschwitz.'
Million Dollar Extreme does TMZ news better than TMZ
Sam Hyde Show: Ross Ulbricht, Hawk Tuah, & The Hagakure (03/10/25)
Cumia responds to Bill Burr's appearance on The View: 'He's gotta water down everything he does and play to these old f*ckn hens.' [yt]
Five year anniversary of Hollywood Celebs singing 'Imagine' off-key to comfort you plebs during Chinkenpox lockdown
Snow White has been taken hostage by Rachel Zegler's hirsute upper back [x]
National
Musk wades into battle for Wisconsin: drops $20 million for a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat that could redraw districts, affect Republican majority in U.S. House [nytimes]
Who's funding the Tesla protestors? Journo reveals 24 organizations funding Astro-Turfed 'Tesla Takedown' [zerohedge]
Utah becomes first state in America to outright ban fluoride in its water
Buy for Nine, Sell for One: Dollar Tree is selling Family Dollar for $1 billion after buying it for over $9 billion; (America's soft-on-crime approach to theft, post-George Floyd, probably didn't help) [nytimes]
Trompy: why is your 'national security' adviser mutuals with Jeffrey Goldberg anyway? “Michael Waltz has learned a lesson, and he’s a good man,” Trump says, standing by his man. [nypost]
Every. Single. Time: Local Pennsylvania politician staged hate crime by planting noose at her OWN desk [dailymail]
Multiple ‘incendiary devices’ found at Tesla dealership in Texas [nypost]
Politics
Surprising exactly no one: FBI chat logs show bureau imposed “gag order” on agents regarding Hunter Biden laptop story [zerohedge]
Elon Musk just handed out TWO $1 million checks in Wisconsin [x]
‘I’m not joking': Trump teases 3rd term under constitutional loophole [epochtimes]
The over-hyped Signal chat non-story no one cares about [nypost]
You ARE Going Back: Inside Kamabla Harris' Campaign - The first day and election night [vanityfair]
Nerd at the NY Times proposes the winning formula that will help progressos win back America's heart (are you read for it?) -- 'A B U N D A N C E' [nytimes]
The Whigs seem like a pretty viable alternative to today's Democrat Party: Axios' article on Dems' dark, deep hole says 'Millennials were one of the most progressive generations, and it's looking like Gen Z is about to be one of the most conservative.'
Random
Candace Owens claims Israel Has Sexual Blackmail on RFK Jr [x]
Dasha and Jay Dyer Debate on Eastern Catholicism vs Orthodoxy [x]
Pair of killer whales hunting down sharks just to eat their livers: 'No one knows where they are now, but biologists say it’s only a matter of time before they show up again — and leave a watery graveyard in their wake.' [wapo]
Chess: Mate in 2 (have fun, nerds)
Ben Shapiro gives us permission to no longer care about certain historical events if they happened a long time ago, referencing the '63 JFK assassination (We must assume that applies to events from the 1940s as well) [x]
Maybe we Tuah'd too Close to the Sun: It's been 3 months since Hailey Welch did a podcast following her disastrous meme coin bust [futurism]
Comedian, Andrew Schulz, bends over backwards to posit alternate theory to the JQ [x]
Z - Good Reads
Story of the Small Town Crypto Scam in Elkhard, Kansas [nytimes]
'The Most American Picture I’ve Ever Seen': Inside Trump’s hospital room after Butler assassination attempt [vanityfair]
Story behind notorious Russian Cybercriminal and prisoner swap that exchanged him for an imprisoned WSJ Reporter [wired]
What are Microplastics Doing To Your Body and Should You Even Care? 'The adult human brain contains a disposable spoon’s worth of plastic — roughly 50 percent more than eight years ago.' [nymag]
Paid Actors of the Democrat Party Abusing Musk and Tesla: ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla [waltercurt]
Many of Ukraine's Soldiers-of Fortune are from Latin America: 'Some mercenaries are adrenaline junkies. Others are driven by a hint of idealism' [wsj]
Wired's take on the trans-psycho-killer kult, The Zizians [wired]