5NYC.COM https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE SWEDEN JOB: The 2009 Västberga bank robbery– one of the crazier bank heists [fern] Home NARCOS ECUADOR: U.S. commandos join Ecuadorian troops in mission targeting narco-terrorists [cbsnews] YOU’RE GONNA BE FIRED: Trump has told A.G. Pam Bondi her days are numbered, POTUS actively considering options to replace her [semafor] ACCORDING TO PLAN: Oil prices rise after Trump insists Iran war is going A-OK, price of barrel of U.S. crude rising more than $12 to $113 [cbsnews] ‘PLEASE BRO DON’T LOOK AT THE CODE’: What Anthropic’s surprise Claude source code leak reveals [ars technica] KICK HIM OUT: ICE detains Salah Sarsour, president of Wisconsin’s largest mosque, attorneys say arrest was motivated by his criticism of Israel [nbcnews] NOT A BAD MONTH IN THE LABOR MARKET: U.S. economy created 178,000 jobs in March, unemployment rate edged down to 4.3 percent [wapo] GHEYYYYY: Newsom continues weak mimicry of Trump rhetoric [nytimes] DON’T PULL A GINSBURG: Lib group worried Trump will try to replace 2 older SCOTUS judges this year. Maybe he should. [nytimes] BEHIND ENEMY LINES: Iran shoots down U.S. fighter jet, search and rescue effort underway to locate two crew [twz] DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK: Red Lobster set to bring back Endless Shrimp that drove it to bankruptcy [bloomberg] ‘THE PREDATOR POSING AS A HOUSE PET’: Understanding the male feminist [blackpigeonspeaks] LET’S SPEND MILLIONS AND SACRIFICE DOZENS OF SEAL TEAM MEMBERS TO GET HER BACK: Freelance journo, Shelly Kittleson, kidnapped in Iraq on Tuesday by suspected Iranian-backed militant [nbcnews] PRIME-TIME: Trump to address the nation tonight to provide update on Israel-Iran war [wapo] THE THRILL IS GONE: Once an ‘absolute rager’, CPAC ’26 was a poorly attended snoozefest [vanityfair] SPORTSBALL UPDATE – Chicago Bulls basketball team waives player, Jaden Ivey, for expressing his Christian belief that homosexuals are ‘unrighteous’ [nbncnews] NOT A GOOD LOOK, TROMPY: Trump pardons nursing home operator, Joseph Schwartz, three months into a three-year prison term for $39 MILLION FRAUD [pro publica] EMANUEL IN DC: Rahm positioning himself to be 2028’s centrist, not-so-woke Democrat candidate [politico] ERIC SWALWELL HEARTS FENG FENG 4EVA: Swalwell (D-California) demanding FBI Director Kash Patel refrain from releasing investigative files involving the congressman’s romantic, sexual, and bondage ties to Chinese honeypot spy [wapo] TRUMP PROMISES THE IRAN WAR IS BASICALLY — ESSENTIALLY — MORE OR LESS, PRETTY MUCH, MORE THAN LIKELY, OVER: Trump has signaled the end of the conflict TWELVE times so far in the still ongoing Epic Fury operation that is now on week 5[axios] BLANK CHECK: Trump wants $1.5 Trillion for defense, would set military spending at its highest level in modern history [nytimes] QUEERS FEELING THE HEAT TO SELF-DEPORT BACK TO THE CLOSET: Even homosexuals realize the party is over, gays peaked in 2020 and anti-homo sentiment has been ascendant since then with Gen-Z leading the way [nytimes] GO ON, TAKE THE OIL AND RUN: Trump says, ‘To be honest with you, my favorite thing is to take the oil in Iran but some stupid people back in the US say: ‘why are you doing that?’ But they’re stupid people.’ [ft] ONE OF THE WILDEST TECH STORIES IN RECENT MEMORY: The rise and fall of OpenClaw [coldfusion] DIDN’T THEY KICK OUT ALL THE WHITE MEN?: Worried dem strategists say their best bet for winning in ’28 is nominating a straight, white, Christian man [axios] Attribution ANYONE GOT ANY SPACEX IPO: SpaceX set to launch largest IPO of all time — with expectations that it could raise more than all U.S. listings in 2024 and 2025 [axios] ‘THE GREAT CUM WALL OF CHINA’: Being overwhelmed with AI-generated slop/spam is an op. ‘You can’t overthrow the government while you’re jerking off [mo bitar] IF HE’D KNOWN THIS WAS THE FUTURE HE WAS FIGHTING FOR..: 83-year-old veteran, Richard Williams, dead after being shoved onto NYC subway tracks by Illegal alien thug from Honduras A BRIEF HISTORY OF SPRING BREAK IN FLORIDA: The tourism money is great and all until a certain element shows up [sunshine state insider] PORNHUB GETS SUED WHEN? Jury finds META and YOUTUBE harmed young user with addictive design features, plaintiff awarded $6M [nytimes] BASED TRUMP SAYS HE’S WILLING TO GIVE NETANYAHU ONE ‘FINAL BLOW’: sike, Pentagon is developing military options for a finishing strike against Iran that could include the use of ground forces and a massive bombing campaign [axios] ALL THE RAGE: Do peptides actually do anything? NY Mag writer tries out the big new thing [nymag] LUXURY HOTELS AND SUCH — Is the Rosewood Hong Kong THE absolute #1 best hotel in the world? [alexander travels] HERE COME THE HOUTHIS: Houthis enter the Iran war with strikes on Israel (good thing Trump has this war under control b/c it kinda looks like a clusterf*ck) [bbc] DON’T THE IRANIANS KNOW TRUMP DECLARED THE WAR OVER: Ten U.S. service members were injured in Iranian an attack using missiles and drones on Saudi airbase[cbsnews] THIS WAR THAT’S BASICALLY MORE OR LESS ALREADY OVER: More than 3,500 U.S. Troops arrive in Middle East [cbsnews] THE INSIDIOUS CHARMS OF NICHOLAS J. FUENTES: Is Fuentes winning over parts of the left? ‘He’s relying on the shield of irony and the spear of clipping to win the battle to widen his audience. And it’s working.’ [theatlantic] HOMO-MAXXING: Atlantic’s Spencer Kornbluth pens boring article on 2020’s backlash against teh gays, goes on tangent about how gay the looksmaxxers are [atlantic] IF P0RN IS BANNED IN CHINA, HOW DO GOONERS GOON? Take a peek behind the Great Firewall of China if you dare [louis zhao] NOT READY FOR PRIMETIME: Replacing humans with AI hasn’t gone as expected [mackard] INDIANS IN CANADA REFUSE TO ASSIMILATE AND THEY CAN’T DRIVE: If you were at Tim Horton’s, would you drink a coffee prepared by a Punjabi? [tyler olivera] TURNING HORMUZ STRAIGHT: 50,000 American Troops in the Mideast (10,000 more than usual) [nytimes] JOHN SCHNATTER DID NOTHING WRONG: Is Papa Johns dead? The stock is down 77%, so here’s a rise and fall video [michael girdley] I’D LIKE TO MEET HIS TAILOR: Italian suits vs. British suits, what’s the difference? And what does each say about masculine style and power? [the luxury meltdown] NOT SO UNTOUCHABLE: Inside the El Mencho raid [popo medic] REDEEM: Iranians hack FBI DIRECTOR, Kash Patel’s email, post benign photos [newsweek] ATTENTION MANOSPHERE, YOU HAD SHERYL SANDBERG’S CURIOSITY, BUT NOW YOU HAVE HER ATTENTION: Lady with a lot of money directs her org to push back against ‘tradwife’ and manosphere movements, against prioritizing women’s roles as housewives [wsj]